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jasper fforde, 'the well of lost plots', the 3rd bk in a series

'remember that craze a few yrs back in the BookWorld for sending chain letters? receive a letter and send one on to 10 frenz? well, someone has been over-enthusiastic with the letter 'U'. ive got a report here form the Test Sea Environmental Protection Agency saying that reserves of the letter 'U' have reached dangerously low levels -- we need to decrease consumption until stocks are brought back up. any suggestions?'

'how abt using a lower-case 'N' upside down?' said Benedict.

'we tried that with 'M' and 'W' during the Great 'M' Migration of '62; it never worked.'

'how abt respelling wat, wat?' suggested King Pellinore, stroking his large white moustache. 'Any word with the 'our' ending could be spelt 'or', dontchaknow.'

'like neighbor instead of neighbour?'

'its a gd idea,' put in Snell. 'Labor, valor, flavor, harbor -- there r hundreds. if we confine it to one geographical area we can claim it as local spelling idiosyncrasy.'

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i wish i cld come up w something as clever as the above.
*stones next to the well.
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ghost of a gregorian monk along the city hall mrt tracks?
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*conversation with parents on 17th nov*

'get a proper job, when r u going to search for a full time job?'
'u better come home by 11pm everynite.'
'where r ur savings?'
'make sure u save 500 per mth'
'open a joint account with me so i can track your savings'
'give me ur atm card so u wont spend the money'
'u owe me 1.85k'

*smiles.

my moms money minded.
(fucking alliteration)





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Stoner Bear


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its a sign from god!
*gasp
if i dont quit smoking, ill never amount to anything gd.
// posted by i put the 'flo' at 10:39 PM

young kiddos nowadays.
*shakes head.

my pri 3 boy asked me to buy cigs for him.
(gave him my classic open eyed look n mentally calculated how old he was.)
(an evil thot ...)
so i lied n agreed
all i wanted him to do was to to complete his assignments.
after a horrible 1 n a half hr, i was too glad to get away from him.
(cher, u sure u will buy me the cigs? any brand also can. menthol gd....... yadayadayada)
reluctantly brought him downstairs (he aint one of my faves).
passed by some mama shop but i distracted him with Macs
(look, they got sell icecream, u want?)

its gd that boys at this age prefer ice-cream to cigcigs.

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actually, i wld have bought him cigs (so ive the excuse to darken my lungs), if the smell aint that overpowering. i didn want his grandparents to smell him n fire me. ouch.
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'there aren't any gnomes or fairies,
or witches or giants tall;
there are not any goblins or pixies,
theres nothing like that at all!'

-- the boy who didnt believe.

*smiles at tinky.
but i do.

-- the girl who does.
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for those who want their blogs linked to mine,
do send me a pic of yourself, so that others can identify u,
together with ur blog urls.

(this blog wld work like those mms enabled phones -- whereby u can see who is calling u b4 u ans the call.)

i am soooo tech-savvy.


// posted by i put the 'flo' at 11:52 PM

'have i told u that i love u?'
'no'
'i do'
'still?'
'always'

--- indecent proposal

// posted by i put the 'flo' at 1:56 AM

since i am still unable to log into my old acct, ive decided to start this up.
im keeping my fingers crossed that this wld just be a temporary blog.
(will uncross my fingers to bash the scumbag's face when i find out who is the prankster.)

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7th Nov

7-11.
its a store n more.

i followed my heart.

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9th Nov

ive lost a fren but gained another.

details would not be posted here so dont bother checking my blog for the latest updates. (glares at bitchy frenz)

i followed my heart again.

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anyway, i shall go back to indecent proposaling.
*whistles
the things i cld do w that 1 million.
i once had the chance. (no, not 1 mil but enough.)
shld have jumped at it instead of letting it go.
it wld def pay for my vietnam trip at the end of the yr.

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as im too lazy to set another comment box for this blog. // posted by i put the 'flo' at 12:24 AM